Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Needle-dick

My girlfriend has an ex boyfriend named Turbo. Seriously, thats what people call him, even his grandma. I believe he was a contender on American Gladiators. Anyway. They would communicate over mySpace and instant messenger.

One day she has a couple of her girlfriends over our place when she gets a message from him on mySpace. I was sitting at the computer surrounded by the three girls when i read the message aloud. It went something like

"Tell your needle dick boyfriend I said hello"

Not really a big deal. I was a little pissed off he would talk to her that way but other than that the insult flew by with no damage. Until christen said this.

"I didn't tell him that"

...

I know. Of course you didn't. You wouldn't tell him that because its not true. Right. unless... oh god.

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